(Source: disneyskellington)

Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don’t fall off.

(Source: salty-swells)

(Source: dailygiffing)

"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."

Brandon Stanton, Humans of New York
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